hi lads,

TYPICAL UEFA!!
STUPID FRENCH NON SHAVING OF THE ARMPITS FROG CALLED PLATINI HAS STITCHED US UP ONCE AGAIN!!!!

HE HAS DONE THIS TO MAKE US PLAY IN THE GOTHIC BLACK AND BLUE TOP AGAINST INTERGALACTIC MILAN.
(THAT IS A GOOD CATCH PHRASE!!)

MY CHELSEA XI IN JANUARY:

CECH

IVANOVIC
RICCY C
JT
ASHLEY COLE (HAS THE BEST WIFE ON EARTH)

LAMPS
BALLY
COLE IN THE HOLE
MALOUDA

ANELKA
KAKUTA

EXPLAIN TO ME...
WHO THE %&*@ ARE MAN UNITED?
WHY ARE THE ARSE IS A FRENCH ARSE?
WHY DID THIEVEN GERRARD PUNCHES DJ's IN BARS?

TRANSFERS FOR JANUARY:
IN:

AGUERO- £40M
RODWELL-£7M
DZEKO-£21M
MAKELELE-£6M

OUT:
KALOULESS-£8M
DECO-£12M

WE ARE THE BEST SO SCREW THE REST!
FRANK LAMPARD TOP CLASS!

DO THE SCOUSERS KNOW WHEN IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME?
DO THEY KNOW IT IS THE KIDS MESSING UP THEIR CITY?

UP THE CHELS!
WE HATE THE SCOUSE!